1. Can’t we just be friends?
2. I’m PREGNANT…just kidding!
3. My last boyfriend was a little BIGGER. haha.
4. I betcha I can FART louder than you can!
5. I tell my mom EVERYTHING!
6. Why can’t you be more sensitive
7. Stop hanging out with your friends and spend MORE time with ME!
8. Would you mind if I see other people?
9. I’ve already picked out names for our children.
10. Could you run into the store and grab me a box of PADs?
11. I bet I’ve been with more guys than you have girls.
12. What’s more important to you? ME or the FOOTBALL?
13. You must carry your cell phone so I can call you ALL THE TIME!
