secebis kebahagiaan

Ya Allah, tuhan yang maha mengetahui tentang segala isi alam, aku tahu Kau telah mengatur segala yang terjadi di langit dan di bumi , segalanya dalam rahsiaMu. aku insan hina yang cuma menagih kasih dan rahmatMu cuma inginkan secebis kebahagiaan yang tersisa di bumiMu ini. aku insan kosong, penuh dengan dosa serta lara, yang imannya terlalu rapuh, dihasut pula nafsu serta iblis makhlukMu. Ya Allah Ya Rahim, aku perlukan sedikit kasih sayangMu kedalam hatiku, keindahan dunia kedalam batinku. berikanlah aku sedikit senyuman dalam tangisku, sedikit senyuman dalam tawaku. Ya Allah, aku perlukan mereka sebagaimana aku perlukan udara dan air, kau sulamilah hidupku dengan rahmatMu agar ku terus cekal dalam menempuhi hari-hari yang mendatang. aku pura-pura gembira disebalik ketawaku sedangku batinku kosong. hanyalah mimpi yang tinggal hanya mimpi. bukanku mengeluh tetapi aku cuma insan biasa yang kadangkala mempersoalkan tentang semua yang terjadi walau ku tahu itu adalah bodoh.
Semoga segala yang terjadi membuatku mengerti siapa diriku, semoga kesabaran ini mendatangkan seribu satu kebahagian suatu hari nanti. insyaallah amin ya rabbul alamin.

A REAL MAN

Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.

I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.


When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she
thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am i kicking baby?"

LIKE vs LOVE

you like someone means you LIKE the best part of someone WHILE

IF you love someone means you ACCEPT the worst part of him/her and YOU still LIKE him/her

12 jenis lelaki yang perempuan paling meluat !

1. kau tenung pompuan lama-lama, then bila pompuan tu tertengok kat kau balik, boleh pulak kau kenyit mata, buat muncung-muncung mulut then gigit bibir. cam gampang kau tahu tak. sangat-sangat mintak penendang maut. nak-nak kalau yang dah spesis bapak orang buat macam ni, cam sial kau tahu tak. hish.

2. kau ingat kau je yang meluat tengok pompuan pakai jeans ketat? kau tahu tak, kalau kau pakai jeans ketat, perghh boleh berdarah mata !. tutup aurat la sikit bang, malu kat adik-adik tengok. HAHA.

3. kau ingat kau cool sangat pakai jeans terlondeh sampai nampak half boxer. euwwww, geli dohhh. macam orang tak menyempat nak gi berak je. tolong la weh jangan nak mencemarkan sangat pemandangan indah ciptaan tuhan.

4. kau ingat kau hot sangat sampai call tak angkat, sms tak reply. retisss sangat ke kau tu? . ni 2-3 kali call tak angkat, nak tanye pasal kucing sape beranak kat depan rumah jiran pak man tempe pon tak senang. pastu bagi alasan tak dengar lah, kredit xde lah, sakit lah, macam-macam. kot-kotlah time tu jiran or kawan-kawan kau nak bagi special spagetti bolognese, kan tak pasal-pasal terbagi kat orang lain.

5. kau ushar pompuan atas bawah atas bawah macam pompuan tu naked. perghh geli sial.

6. kau ingat kau kacak bergaya ke kalau kau dye rambot warna perang, hijau, merah sume tu, macam orang asli kampung bukit ade lah. fashion victim betul la kau ni.

7. kau ingat cantik sangat ke bertindik sane sini. kat bibir, lidah penuh dengan besi. hish nak makan nasi cicah belacan pon tak senang kalau tindik-tindik macam tu.

8. kau ingat kau paling hot paling hebat la ambik gambar kat party then buat middle finger, upload gambar kat facebook sambil pegang gelas carlsberg , nak tunjuk kat 1 dunia yang kau masuk club. tak macam taik pulak kan.

9. yang ni jenis tak tahu malu tahap gaban. main sound taik depan-depan je. " bontot besar dohh.. pewwittt". "mantopp sehhh ( looking at the boobs) . hamboi, kemain lagiii. bodoh macam taek. bagi tendangan maut dengan high heels 7 inci, yang paling tajam masuk menusuk ke dalam lobang hidung, terus "kenangan pahit yang tak dapat saya lupakan" dalam diari hidup kau. HAHA.

10. kat telefon kau bukan main call 24/7. sms tak henti-henti. bila bagi komen kat facebook, kau pandai bermuka-muka. control macho la konon, takut jejas reputasi "single" kau tu. annoying taik! nampak sangat kau pasang ramai, takut pecah tembelang.

11. kau jenis kaki ngorat, kau main ushar mane-mane girls yang kau jumpa, mintak-mintak no.fon, keluar dengan girl sane, ushar girl sini.konon jaguh playboy kampung coconutshake. phuii. golongan macam ni kalau girls yang dah tahu kau macam ni then still keluar jugak dengan kau,means girl tu pun 2x5 jugak. confirm!

12. yang ni the ultimate paling meluat, perlu ke every single words kau nak kene sebut "fuck"? "ya know that fucking girl ask me go out, hell man, shes not fucking hot, what the hell is she fucking think" so badass. muka handsome -handsome sebut bende2 fuck2 ni sume tak ke terok benor perangainye. buat rosak telinga je dengar kau tahu tak.

note: sorry gaya tulisan agak teruk and kasar, pls dont judge me of what i wrote. thank you.